the anticute
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Believe it or not, extramarital “head sex” — the emotional bond formed with a secret lover of...
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When Zoé wants to go back inside, she means it!
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Our Chloe baby at 11 weeks!
Submitted by K&V
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A tragic collision in the 2012 Derptathlon. Cones of shame all around.
Reblogged again just because it makes me laugh every...
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I would like the Corgi Addict followers to be aware of this beautiful, fluffy, adult, black headed tri-color corgum pemmie that I found via...
- me: i still want to knock on doors in that complex and say I'm here for my phone motherfucker. in those words exactly
- me: though I wish I were more pregnant looking right now
- penner: hahaha
- me: i don't know why but I wouldn't fuck with a pregnant lady who was cursing at me
- penner: well duh, its because they are pregnant
- penner: you know they wont put up with any shit
Harry Potter day is a big deal around here. Not only because the last installment of the HP movies is coming out but it’s also the day our new house closes. What, I didn’t tell you I was buying a house?!
Yes, we’re buying a new house. All because James said our current apartment was too small to hoard foster dogs. Psh, I could easily house two more dogs in here.
But really, the rent was going way up, and I am tired of apartment hunting and moving every year. I didn’t tell anyone because I didn’t want it out there in case any deal fell through. And there were many deals that did fall through. In the end, I’m ecstatic with what we’ve bought. Most of all, I’m ecstatic about staying in east downtown.
So anyways, I’m planning out Harry Potter day (a.k.a. house closing day) and it’s going to be like Christmas but better! Or maybe worse because houses, fancy dinners, Harry Potter tickets are expensive.
P.S. - Would it be weird if I showed up to closing dressed up in a Hogwarts uniform?
Blah blah blah, I graduated on Friday, blah blah.
It’s been a while coming and I don’t think I recognized a single person that graduated with me.
Afterwards, lunch was spent with my dad completely ignoring bf’s existence while my mom and I carried on conversation.
