the anticute

anticute - n. a girl whose properties are the opposite of "cute."
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Super late Halloween post, part 2: an apple pumpkin and my husband’s attempt at a dia del muerto skull. And a freaking huge knife.

Super late Halloween photo, part 1: an 11 month old lab mix as bat dog

I feel bad for the one on the left. The guy on the right looks like such a smug asshole.

everything you need to be a hipster

fuckyeahbicycles:

feeldesain

If you know anyone missing a white and tan female chihuahua mix, please let me know. I found one wandering around the CVS parking lot on the corner of Harrisburg @ Lockwood on Thursday.

I also put an ad up here: houston.craigslist.org/for/2647461068.html

She was very scared at first but is very sweet once she warms up to you. The shelter that I normally volunteer at is full right now so I’ll probably have her for a few more days.

  • me: i still want to knock on doors in that complex and say I'm here for my phone motherfucker. in those words exactly
  • me: though I wish I were more pregnant looking right now
  • penner: hahaha
  • me: i don't know why but I wouldn't fuck with a pregnant lady who was cursing at me
  • penner: well duh, its because they are pregnant
  • penner: you know they wont put up with any shit

I don’t think they’ll be fixing this one, Siri

GPOYW: Wedding edition

This is why I haven’t posted in a month.

hellocute:

waronhate submitted:

this is Dexter!

Ahhh! Halllloooo banana split pug!!!

Oh hey, my dog has this Halloween costume too. Sorry Jasmine, I think it may look funnier on the pug.