August 2009
13 posts
Word travels fast
Kim (my hair lady): So I hear you break up with your boyfriend?
Me: Yeah, my mom told you?
Kim: So you alone now? Who's going to New York with you?
Me: My new boyfriend. But shh, don't tell my mom.
translation party →
Kyle linked me to this today and I had a ton of fun inputting inappropriate phrases.
“When I see you, my heart starts smiling. I’m tripping over rainbows.”
– Anna Maughan, as seen on a card @ Borders
I’m really in love with Joshua Radin right...
Mom knows best
Me: Do you have any bottled water? Oh hey, what's that beer back there?
Mom: Do you want some?
Me: It's only 5! And I can't drink that while driving.
Mom: Sure you can!
“Know, think, choose, do.”
– Ender’s Shadow (by Orson Scott Card)
i'd stab a bitch, too
me: yeah it's new york!
kyle: exactly
kyle: id stab a bitch
me: lol what?
kyle: if i lived with another person in 600 sq ft
From Closer
Alice: What would my euphemism be?
Dan: She was... disarming.
“Love is watching someone die.”
– What Sarah Said, by Death Cab for Cutie