February 2012
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January 2012
4 posts
tv makes you fat
[redacted] : started watching battlestar galactica last nite
[redacted] : i will never get less fat now
December 2011
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Santa called me today and said that I’ve...
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Internet, I am back
Sort of. Where did I go? I’ve been busy traveling and gestating a tiny human. For the last six weeks, I’ve been traveling every other weekend. First to Chicago, then Denver then finally San Francisco.
If you’ve known a pregnant lady, you know that food becomes the utmost important thing ever. So if I were to rate these places based on food alone, I would say that San Francisco...
November 2011
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October 2011
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FOUND dog: female chihuahua mix
If you know anyone missing a white and tan female chihuahua mix, please let me know. I found one wandering around the CVS parking lot on the corner of Harrisburg @ Lockwood on Thursday.
I also put an ad up here: houston.craigslist.org/for/2647461068.html
She was very scared at first but is very sweet once she warms up to you. The shelter that I normally volunteer at is full right now so...
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in which I share news in an offhand way
me: i still want to knock on doors in that complex and say I'm here for my phone motherfucker. in those words exactly
me: though I wish I were more pregnant looking right now
penner: hahaha
me: i don't know why but I wouldn't fuck with a pregnant lady who was cursing at me
penner: well duh, its because they are pregnant
penner: you know they wont put up with any shit
September 2011
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August 2011
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July 2011
6 posts
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Today I biked outside
It was so freaking hot that I could feel my skin baking at every. single. stop light. And I now have a rainbow of different colored tans.
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June 2011
15 posts
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harry potter/closing day!
Harry Potter day is a big deal around here. Not only because the last installment of the HP movies is coming out but it’s also the day our new house closes. What, I didn’t tell you I was buying a house?!
Yes, we’re buying a new house. All because James said our current apartment was too small to hoard foster dogs. Psh, I could easily house two more dogs in here.
But really,...
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my dog is not a house elf
Today I realized that I had never <s>tortured</s> put clothes on Duke. The reason I thought of this was because he had rolled himself in a towel and was “wearing” it around the apartment. So I thought to myself, what the hell, my dog shouldn’t be wearing a TOWEL. He’s not a house elf or something. So I gave him a proper shirt and set him frreeeeee.
James says...
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How to win at pub crawls
1. Go to first bar in pub crawl. Decide first bar is too crowded. Go to next bar. Repeat until all stamps are acquired
2. Get pizza and beer.
3. Go to final location for free schwag. Enjoy two beers in hot sun.
4. Walk home drunk and/or dehydrated and/or on the verge of heat stroke. Try to jump into every water feature you encounter.
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I am in paper scanning hell. Please send help and reinforcements and an automatic document feeder so I can take a nap asap.
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Tumblr looks different today
I bet it lost some weight.
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taco trucks area all the reason I need
Kyle: i also hate tucson grocers
Kyle: fucking ghetto ass desert
Me: oh boo
Me: you should've considered that before deciding on what grad school to go to!
Kyle: uh
Kyle: its impossible to know how good the grocers are based on a 2 day visit
Me: what were your other choices?
Kyle: here
Kyle: wisconsin
Kyle: hawaii
Kyle: austin
Kyle: east lansing
Kyle: and new haven
Me: omg why didn't you stay in austin with julieeeee?
Me: because nobody does grad and undergrad in the same place?
Kyle: right
Me: some people do
Kyle: those people typically have very, very good reasons
Kyle: i.e. a dying relative
Me: your reason could be breakfast tacos
Me: or food trucks!
ETA: Kyle turned down YALE to live in the desert. YALE > Desert. Even if the desert's (UA) astronomy department is superior.
May 2011
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six weeks of cycling and swimming
Well crap. I’ve been meaning to write a little race recap on my first ever trail run but I’ve been super busy with other stuff. (Big news/changes are coming soon I think. But I don’t want to spill the beans until it’s a done deal.)
Long story short, I was swinging on the swing sets before the race and decided to jump off mid-swing. I landed weirdly and my right foot felt...
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my pet peeves:
Anonymous asked: DO U LIKE ME
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“Should you find yourself in a chronically leaking boat, energy devoted to...”
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