the anticute

anticute - n. a girl whose properties are the opposite of "cute."
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Today I drove past the Toyota Center to head to a doctor’s appointment and saw kids in blue caps and gowns. And I realized that eight years ago, I was one of those kids graduating at the Toyota Center. I remember I was both excited and sad that my high school days were over. Sad because I said goodbye to many of my friends but excited to be going away for college in the fall.

I wanted to tell those kids what lots of people told me when I was that age: Enjoy it because it goes by so quickly. Soon college will be over and you’ll get a job and get married and buy a house and have kids. Then you’ll see kids graduating one day and think, oh, life used to be much simpler then. And you’ll want to tell them to enjoy it too. 

Lamest name and way to die ever. I guess I deserved it for being a spice that shakes babies? 

My younger dog, Duke, developed an ear infection over the past few days. I noticed on Friday that he was shaking his head and I meant to mention to my husband that our little buddy needed his ears cleaned. (Tangent: if you say “clean your ears,” our older dog will walk out of the room.)

Anyways when he checked Duke’s ear it was inflamed and full of pus. So gross. I cleaned out a lot of it and we put some medication on it but our little buddy has just been hanging out in his crate most of the weekend so he can rest and resist scratching. Poor little guy. I feel so bad for him.

Time flies, but this is why I’ve been MIA on the internet. Be glad I haven’t bombarded you with baby pictures like those other new parents. Psh, plebians.

Time flies, but this is why I’ve been MIA on the internet. Be glad I haven’t bombarded you with baby pictures like those other new parents. Psh, plebians.

  • Jeny: I defaced US currency for you. See? F-O-R G-I-NG
  • Me: That spells "forging"
  • Jeny: oh shit. Don't spend it all in one place.

When classic Pooh meets Star Wars. You know, for the baby’s room.

(via James Hance - Relentlessly Cheerful Art)

Is it sad that I’ve already forgotten what the old icons look like?

This is both ridiculous and cute. 

(via reddit)

inothernews:

Currently.

I watched this last night. It was kind of like watching video game cut scenes.

Nathan Barnatt makes me laugh so much.